Season 1
S1E4 – “Let’s Give the Boy a Hand”
Season 2
S2E6 – “Dex, Lies, and Videotape”
S2E7 – “That Night, A Forest Grew”
S2E10 – “There’s Something About Harry”
S2E12 – “The British Invasion”
Season 3
S3E1 – “Our Father”
The importance of flossing, laminate complexes, and nasty nasty nasty pudding
S3E2 – “Finding Freebo“
Elevator etiquette, great hair, and Chicky BoomBoom Hines.
S3E3 – “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
C is for Cheerios Guy, Z is for Zucchini, and S is for Should Have Paid Better Attention in Spanish Class.
S3E4 – “All in the Family”
Witness whispering, the sun also rises, and any night can be pizza night if you love what you’re doing.
S3E5 – “Turning Biminese”
HIPAA violations, misremembered balls, and bupkis.
S3E6 – “Si Se Puede”
Mom and Mom are fighting, the sordid truth about key lime pie, and losing Rita to the darkness of the 2008 real estate market.
S3E7 – “Easy as Pie”
Deb’s hair, Quinn’s tan, and F***ing Albert Chung.
S3E8 – “The Damage A Man Can Do”
Serial killers, cereal weed, and the stunning insights of Detective Obvious.
Missing CIs, dead lawyers, and open graves.
Buzz kills, c*** blocks, and stubborn stains.
High class adult entertainment, top notch detective work, and a posse of parrots.
S3E12 – “Do You Take Dexter Morgan?”
Marrying unicorns, memorial cupcakes, and jokes that aged like milk.
Season 4
S4E1 – “Living the Dream”
Hand mirrors, iPods, and Marco Polo.
S4E2 – “Remains to Be Seen”
Nine easy pieces, no more cream cheese for you, and weaponizing the best boys.
S4E3 – “Blinded by the Light”
Enough Culture Club to make a man want to kill, Victoria’s Secret Offender Registry, and the saddest sack on the HOA.
S4E4 – “Dex Takes A Holiday”
Chain of what?, poked bees, and a permanent end to cholesterol woes.
Springing leaks, daddy issues, and bad timing
Murder weapons, bread makers, and empty urns.